What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
16.06.2025 01:45
Catatonics & High Colonics
Next, they tried...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
China extracts critical mineral rubidium from brine for first time - South China Morning Post
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Have you ever regretted not hitting on a older women?
Everyone loved it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Then came..
Which one is better to guys, boobs or butt?
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good.
How can I get over a break up?
share office space ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No way
Loons and Moons
What is the sum of X+XX+XXX+XXXX?
No go.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Nuts and Butts
Still no good
They put up a sign reading
Do you think the constitution and laws should be taught in school?
Thumbs down again.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Just Forget it!
How do great movie moments influence how people handle real-life moral dilemmas?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So, the docs changed it to read
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Why do I sweat so much after applying moisture or sun screen on my face? I have normal skin.
Minds and Behinds
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So they tried
Why would you think you're fit to be a model?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Freaks and Cheeks
No, not a chance